I am Niao.

Hi, my name is Niao. N-I-A-O. I used to be called MooMoo and Patches. But now my new owner don't wanna call me that, she haven't thought of a new name yet. I hope she will give me an auspicious name, like her previous cat.

I am a white cat with five black spots on my white body. Hehe, my botak likes the number 5. I also know that my botak used to keep a cat before me. Her name was Ho Mia, and her life was really good life lorh. Here got nice fishy food to eat, got delicious HL milk to drink, got funky botak owner to lub her, yet she don't want. She ran away. So stupid.


Actually I am a very fierce cat. This is because, last time got people bully me. Bully until my tail come out. Now only have one inch left. Sigh, I don't have tail to play, so I want to play with my botak.

Just now I was roaming in the house, and I sat near my funky owner. She seems to be rather busy, but I like to Jee Siao her. Make her play with me, then she cannot finish her work, then she'll comprain on her brog.

So smarty me jumped onto the chair, then I hopped onto her lap. But she put me away! I did it a few more times, but she still don't wanna let me sit on her warm warm laps! Maybe she finds me smelly.

Finally, she place me on top of her printer. Then she pressed something, then something come out. She did it a few more times. I am scared of this thing, 'cause it made some noise. So I go and smack this thing with my furry paws. Smack Smack Smack, it won't go away! No fun one, I don't wanna play already!


Eh, got tissue paper! Okay, I don't wanna brog already! I wanna play with tissue paper now!